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Soon this will be a prettier thing!

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[voice] backdated to 7th March

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[ Oh look she knows how to use a phone!! Fushimi Saruhiko, do you pick up this call... ]

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[ nobody ever calls this house.

why would you call this house.

it rings for a substantially long time before there's an answer. ]

Who is it.

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[ she only picked out your name on this list!! or she may have asked someone to. we'll never know for sure.



-- but yeah that's his voice. ]

Saruhiko.

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THE LONGEST SILENCE EVER no no no senpai flashbacks are happening. ]

He isn't here.

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[ That is a lie. ]

Saruhiko, the cat needs a name.

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Tch. . .

[ HE MEANT TOTSUKA, OKAY. ]

And?

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Name it?

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You can name your own things.

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The child wants suggestions. Saruhiko, suggest one.

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They still use words in HOMRA, don't they?

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Mikoto and Izumo suggested.

[ Words like Cat, Curry and Goldfish. . . ]

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Take one of theirs, then.

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Silence. Except for the small muffled sound of sulking and the murmured words of what may be "food"... ]

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. . . food?

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...Anko.

because I thought of something else-- I apologize for your inbox.

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Saruhiko... [ A pause. And then like an epiphany has struck her: ] Sarunyako.

oh my god.

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[ the most disapproving pause omg ]

That's not a name.

♥

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[ A beat. What other puns did the others make...? ] ...Meowsaki.

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Tch. . .

It'd fight too often, then. And it'd play favorites.

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With Sarunyako?

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With—

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No one said there'd be a Sarunyako.

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There will be kittens.

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—Call them Anko and Shiroan Nikomi Tofu.

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[ NO WHY ]

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...Not food.

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. . . it's not as if they'd make better namesakes.

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It's not white.

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It's still edi—

[ cutting himself off, because there are some things too horrible to say, even when you're Fushimi. ]

Tch.




What color is it. . . . ?

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[ Mikoto already named it Curry!! ]

Orange. [ Are you...! ]

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[ CURRY IS A FINE NAME WHAT ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT!!! ]

. . . Ember.

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[ ah... ]

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Thank you, Saruhiko.

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You can ask someone else for this sort of thing from now on.

[ p.s. it's not like I thought of that for your sake!! ]

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A kitten. Does Saruhiko want a kitten?

[ l i a r ♥ ]

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Who would w—

[ ... Anna doesn't do rhetorical questions, does she. ]

No.

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[ Aww... But she won't push. ]

Saruhiko, bye-bye.

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[ JUST HANGS UP. :VVVVV ]

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[ Blissfully unaware! She has a name, a name, name~ ]